The Adventures of the Paper Clip (Part 1)

So Nolan found a paperclip. I have no idea where he found it but he did. He started choking and gasping for air. I stuck my pinky down his throat and he spit it up. As I was trying to retrieve it, he swallowed it! So I frantically call the ER and of course they couldn't give me any advice, so they transferred me to a 24 hour hotline. After 3 hours of waiting, they called me back. They said that everything should be fine and just watch for it to pass.

What a night that was! Seriously, why does everything HAVE to go into the mouth?